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What's the most disgusting mixed drink a customer has requested?
I don’t think I’ve ever had a customer order a drink that registered as “disgusting” to me. The lame answer is I think gin is terrible. Anytime someone orders it I wretch.
I was a total asshole to a customer once and taught him a much deserved lesson.
It was Pride weekend and we were busy as shit. It’s one of the few nights a year that we really encourage a queue and avoid one off side service. This asshole kept cutting in line an slamming his hand on the bar yelling “BARTENDER” snapping his fingers at me and whistling. That always pisses me off when someone treats their service personnel like animals.
I have really good “bar sight”. I remember when people approach my bar, the order in which they approach and I can spot an empty drink in need of refill a mile away.
Twice I accommodated this individual with reminders that its Pride, we are going as fast as we can, and there are literally hundreds of people trying to get service as well. Please be patient so everyone can enjoy their time and I promise he will get served.
He kept being an obnoxious dick and was also ordering $60 dollars worth of complex mixed drinks at a time and tipping $2 a pop.
Game on Mother Fucker!
Next time he came to the bar, starting banging on the bar and generally being an obnoxious prat, I decided to buy his shot for him.
I set his shot down in front of him, cheers!
He flipped it back like I knew he would and a look of pure horro came over his face. I then informed him that he was being a dick to me and my customers and I wasn’t going to tolerate it anymore. I requested he stopped cutting in line and told him I would have his ass cut off at all the stations if he kept it up.
He couldn’t really talk back to me since I had made him a “Cement Mixer” Essentially it’s Baileys and lime. Poured correctly it looks like a shot of Baileys however when it hits your tongue the lime juice causes the Baileys to curdle and that shit sticks to your throat and tongue. It’s slimy and chunky and an effective tool to teach a lesson.
He turned into model customer and his friends tipped huge for the laugh they got.
Moral of the story, any citrus and cream liquors should not be mixed and always beware of pissing off your bartenders.