1. systemofadowny:

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

I love it when my dog does this. He’ll just drop it like me watching has ruined it

    systemofadowny:

    fruitsgarden:

    sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

    I love it when my dog does this. He’ll just drop it like me watching has ruined it

  2. Well this is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation

  3. Today will if nothing else be very long.

  4. "No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist."
  5. beautifulbroodingandbroke:

    "Rape accusations ruin people’s lives!"

    You know what else ruins people’s lives?

    B e i n g r a p e d

  6. Alternate Titles for Shakespeare's Plays

    • Othello: I Made a Bad Life Choice.
    • Henry V: I Made Bad Life Choices So Now I Must Make Up For It
    • Henry VI: Watch Me Make Bad Life Choices.
    • Macbeth: Henry Vi Has Nothing on My Life Choices
    • Hamlet: My Uncle Made Bad Life Choices and Now I Have to Fix It.
    • Romeo and Juliet: Our Bad Life Choice Killed 90% Of the Cast Indirectly
    • A Merchant Of Venice: Betting Body Parts on Success of a Shady Sea Voyage Through Hurricane Plagued Waters is a A Bad Life Choice
    • Coriolanus: I Refuse to Admit That My Life Choices Are Bad
    • Richard III: Fate Made Me Make Bad Life Choices.
    • Midsummer Night's Dream: Puck You Little Fuck
    • #Twelfth Night: Dressing Like a Dude Seemed Like a Good Life Choice But Now I Can't Bang the Guy I Wanna Bang

About me

Hi, I'm Tessa.

I would major in Harry Potter if I could.

I think I went pro in the internet in 2005.

I'm studying Arts Management. In the past year I've had career ambitions that include being a 7th grade English teacher, being a talent agent, or working in fund development for a nonprofit. People around me get whiplash from me changing my mind.

I go to Indiana University.

I like reading and writing and playing the cello and spending money on my girlfriend.

Once upon a time I attended BYU for a whole year.